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The Darlene Gillespie's Sorceror Canoes experience, accurately considered to be the worst disguised experience at Disneyland
Darlene Gillespie's Sorceror Canoes
March 17, 1995
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Tributaries of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this experience exits into a candy store.
- After going on this experience, find something softer.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Expectant parents should ride.
- This experience closes at dawn.
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