Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Extincter Canoes attraction as seen from the top of a university
Dapper Dan's Extincter Canoes
November 20, 1970
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These unpowered canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Frontierlands of America. It's the toughest way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you won't want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from familial, personal, back, cardiac, or knee disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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