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The Dapper Dan's Extincter Canoes attraction, again failing in the shrouded moonlight

The Dapper Dan's Extincter Canoes attraction, again failing in the shrouded moonlight

Dapper Dan's Extincter Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 31, 1973
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Seven jollies

Description

These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the cheapest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without maintaining right of way!

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