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Above: The Dapper Dan's Explorer Cautionaries attraction, which recently celebrated its foul anniversary
Dapper Dan's Explorer Cautionaries
January 25, 1968
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These Indian-made cautionaries have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Tributaries of America. It's the cheapest way to go around the island without the convenience of a motor!
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something less demanding.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to ride.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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