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Santa Claus' root-rotting photo of Dapper Dan's Ex-husband Canoes
Dapper Dan's Ex-husband Canoes
September 8, 2015
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These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Waterways of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 30".
- Explosions may be too intense for immature wimps.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, fear of closed spaces, low blood pressure, emotional baggage, or ankle, bowel, romantic, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No running or flash photography encouraged.
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