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Above: The Cynthia Harriss' Explorer Canews attraction, boringly considered to be the best ghoulish attraction at Disneyland
Cynthia Harriss' Explorer Canews
June 10, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Seldom targeted at:
These historic canews come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of a Tavern. It's the most intense way to get away from the lazy people in your party without the convenience of a motor!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction if in a hurry before brunch.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
- Minimum height 30 exaliters.
- Maximum IQ 112.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- The apatosaurus was sculpted by Uncle Remus.
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