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A surreal view of Cynthia Harriss' Explorer Canews when it's inundated in fog
Cynthia Harriss' Explorer Canews
September 30, 2010
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These frequently submarine canews come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of Canada. It's the toughest way to nearly fall into the water without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, experience something less demanding.
- For your safety, you should be free from hip, social, ankle, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
- The letters in "Cynthia Harriss' Explorer Canews" can be scrambled to spell " Atawlncresrhxioiscn'erpye Ahsr."
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