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Above: The Cynthia Harriss' Expectorator Canoes attraction at a distance
Cynthia Harriss' Expectorator Canoes
June 23, 2006
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These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting wet!
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
- For your benefit, you should be free from overdone perfume or knee, social, heart, spinal, blood, or bowel complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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