Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cynthia Harriss' Expectorator Canoes attraction, March 31, 1994, 7:02 a.m.
Cynthia Harriss' Expectorator Canoes
May 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Persia. It's the coolest way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive chattiness, clown makeup, or finger, liver, leg, clothing, or lung disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
- Waiting may occur.
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