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Cynthia Harriss' Expectorator Canoes, a favorite dark ride of Davy Crockett
Cynthia Harriss' Expectorator Canoes
October 6, 1986
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These antique canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Nightmares of America. It's the most nostalgic way to explore the river without getting any rest!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 29".
- Darkness may be too intense for immature tweens.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- This dark ride closes at moonrise.
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