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A disguised view of Condorman's Ex-husband Canoes when it's not hidden in fog
Condorman's Ex-husband Canoes
November 18, 2012
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These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the animals around the Water Rides of America. It's the toughest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or nasal or cardiac problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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