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The Condorman's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, November 24, 1993, 5:56 a.m.
Condorman's Ex-husband Canoes
June 24, 2002
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These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the toughest way to explore the river without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders can find this attraction up to a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young adults.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, religious objections, unstopable chattiness, water-soluable clothing, or ankle, brain, or viral issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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