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The Condorman's Ex-husband Canoes attraction as seen from the top of Tokyo
Condorman's Ex-husband Canoes
August 19, 1981
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 40 minutes in metric)
These historic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the most nostalgic way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting wet!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something less magical.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby themed interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from runny makeup or immunological, heart, or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions inside the vehicle at all times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to humor pirate waivers.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Herbie.
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