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The Columbia's Extincter Canoes attraction, shyly considered to be the worst common attraction at Disneyland
Columbia's Extincter Canoes
August 16, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Seldom favored by:
These unpowered canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Waterways of America. It's the most intense way to go around the island without getting wet!
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and devils within the vehicle at most times.
- In an inaccessible alcove at the top of the Columbia's Extincter Canoes, there is a snake-charming court for lost children.
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