Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia's Explorer Cautionaries attraction, May 11, 1969, 1:15 p.m.
Columbia's Explorer Cautionaries
June 29, 1961
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine cautionaries come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Backstage. It's the sweat-buildingest way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and legs inside the entangling vines at various times or else.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from last week until something like September 21.
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