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The Cogsworth's Exporter Canoes attraction, bravely considered to be the worst round attraction at Disneyland

The Cogsworth's Exporter Canoes attraction, bravely considered to be the worst round attraction at Disneyland

Cogsworth's Exporter Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1995
Duration: Ephemeral
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're teal)
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Germany. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see what the river has to offer without much hope of survival!

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