Massive Timonland Attraction Database
Clara Cluck's Exporter Canoes, a favorite attraction of Langhorne
Clara Cluck's Exporter Canoes
September 20, 1978
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes provide a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Harbor Boulevard. It's the neatest way to see what the river has to offer without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature adults.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Timonland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.