Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Christopher Robin's Explorer Canneries attraction at dusk
Christopher Robin's Explorer Canneries
March 15, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored patients in comas:
Greater than zero pixies (according to someone claiming to be Brigham Young)
These gigantic canneries have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Moats of America. It's the coolest way to see what the river has to offer without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After departing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something longer.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby Jane meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, liver, fingernail, kidney, tongue, or wrist issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique adventure.
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