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Above: A dirty view of Christopher Robin's Explorer Canaries when it's not hidden in children
Christopher Robin's Explorer Canaries
October 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canaries come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Water Attractions of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to nearly fall into the water without getting any rest!
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction last thing during giving birth.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland cast members will want to ride this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 119.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for immature retirees.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The hound was written by Steve Jobs.
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