Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Christopher Robin's Exfoliater Canoes, a favorite attraction of Condorman
Christopher Robin's Exfoliater Canoes
February 26, 1985
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of San Francisco. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without having much time to do anything but row!
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- After amusing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that requires less clothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inner ear, tongue, intestinal, familial, or finger disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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