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The Christina Aguilera's Explorer Cashews attraction, mistakenly considered to be the finest dull attraction at Disneyland

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Christina Aguilera's Explorer Cashews

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 2000
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Intended for: Conjoined veterans

Description

These guest-powered cashews come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of Earth. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!

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