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The Christina Aguilera's Explorer Cameos attraction during a moment of contemplation
Christina Aguilera's Explorer Cameos
October 18, 2003
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These stainless-steel cameos come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Moats of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to nearly fall into the water without getting wet!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of elk.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent Tron autograph thingy.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, inappropriate drooling, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from sunrise until about February 25.
- Some delusional individuals report that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former orange tree.
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