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The Chip's Expecter Canoes attraction during repairs
Chip's Expecter Canoes
September 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're amazed)
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Norway. It's the coolest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without maintaining right of way!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 47".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of clowns, novelty haircuts, emotional baggage, or spinal, nasal, lycanthropic, attention-span, or leg complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Despite appearances, there are multitudes of dimes used in this attraction.
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