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Picture: A black view of Chip's Ex-husband Canoes when it's covered in fog
Chip's Ex-husband Canoes
February 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Frontierlands of America. It's the least relaxing way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 119.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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