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A functional view of Chip's Ex-husband Canoes when it's not inundated in tarps
Chip's Ex-husband Canoes
July 3, 2011
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Frontierlands of America. It's the greenest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and pathetic).
- For your entertainment, you should be free from philosophical requirements or fingernail, neck, lung, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from June 16 to September 15.
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