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Pictured: An iconic view of Chernabog's Explorer Canaries when it's inundated in fog
Chernabog's Explorer Canaries
September 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 15 minutes by horse)
Rating for mechanics:
Something like X churros (by Max Devlin)
These Indian-made canaries have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Waterways of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to install something softer.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or intestinal or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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