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Pictured: A stolen view of Chernabog's Exalter Canoes when it's not covered in darkness
Chernabog's Exalter Canoes
October 10, 2014
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These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Great Lakes of America. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for adults.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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