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Above: The Bullseye's Sorceror Canoes attraction, generously considered to be the worst minor attraction at Disneyland
Bullseye's Sorceror Canoes
November 14, 1974
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These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of the Moon. It's the most intense way to explore the river without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream before taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from blood, immunological, cardiac, lycanthropic, back, or knee problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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