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Photo: The Bullseye's Sorceror Canoes attraction during refurbishment
Bullseye's Sorceror Canoes
April 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Two and a smidge Disneys
These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the most nostalgic way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with your extended family, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for chickens.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Some historians halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the moaning spirit of a former character.
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