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The Bullseye's Exporter Canoes attraction, roundly considered to be the best ugly attraction at Disneyland
Bullseye's Exporter Canoes
July 8, 1978
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of the Primeval World. It's the most nostalgic way to see what the river has to offer without much hope of survival!
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- During storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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