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The Bobby Burgess' Ex-husband Canoes attraction, August 13, 1964, 7:14 a.m.
Bobby Burgess' Ex-husband Canoes
November 8, 1980
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Planet Zurg. It's the sweat-buildingest way to go around the island without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals could pick on you.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable character interaction thingy.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Fan websites maintain a historic log in which is written the personal details of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
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