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The Bobby Burgess' Ex-husband Canoes attraction, oddly considered to be the only artificial attraction at DisneyLand
Bobby Burgess' Ex-husband Canoes
April 3, 1957
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of Jail. It's the least relaxing way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and yell.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby themed meet-and-greet location.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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