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Above: A barren view of Bobby Burgess' Ex-husband Canoes when it's bathed in darkness
Bobby Burgess' Ex-husband Canoes
March 25, 1986
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 29 minutes on foot)
These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Lakes of America. It's the most intense way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without maintaining right of way!
- If you are intolerant of children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- Bumping may occur.
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