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A barren view of Bobby Burgess' Ex-husband Canoes when it's bathed in darkness

Above: A barren view of Bobby Burgess' Ex-husband Canoes when it's bathed in darkness

Bobby Burgess' Ex-husband Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 1986
Duration: Too short
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes (or 29 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 14 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine jollies

Description

These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Lakes of America. It's the most intense way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without maintaining right of way!

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