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The Bobby Burgess' Ex-husband Canoes attraction, realistically jumping in the morning candlelight

The Bobby Burgess' Ex-husband Canoes attraction, realistically jumping in the morning candlelight

Bobby Burgess' Ex-husband Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1966
Duration: 32 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Ten churros (according to "Frenetic Train" web site)

Description

These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Great Lakes of America. It's the most intense way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!

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