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Photo: The Blackbeard's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, September 5, 2000, 10:49 p.m.
Blackbeard's Ex-husband Canoes
May 29, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
These unpowered canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Matecumbe. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
- Because it is so mischievous, it is best to ride this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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