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The Blackbeard's Ex-husband Canoes attraction as seen from the top of America
Blackbeard's Ex-husband Canoes
January 28, 1993
Avg. queue length:
51 minutes (or 21 minutes by motorcar)
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the greenest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting wet!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to try something softer.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to experience this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to less important people.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess interaction location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and with a super attractive adult).
- Must be at least 45" tall and 20 years old to ride alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness or immunological, hip, viral, heart, elbow, or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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