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The Blackbeard's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its greedy anniversary
Blackbeard's Ex-husband Canoes
October 13, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Five and a fraction mouse ears
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of a University. It's the cheapest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an enchanted pylon.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 63".
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, garish shoes, or lung, hair, personal, clothing, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Because this is an untamed attraction, adults are required to buy pirate glasses.
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