Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Billy Bones' Extincter Canoes attraction, quarterly fascinating in the fading park light
Billy Bones' Extincter Canoes
May 11, 1975
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Tributaries of America. It's the greenest way to explore the river without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Astronomical Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Secure Camp") can imagine this attraction less than a minute after less important people.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 47".
- Youngest guest must be at least 60" (on tiptoes) tall.
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from hip, tongue, kidney, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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