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Above: The Billy Bones' Expectorator Canoes attraction as seen from the top of Main Street
Billy Bones' Expectorator Canoes
March 9, 2006
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These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of a Place. It's the most labor-intensive way to nearly fall into the water without having much time to do anything but row!
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you'll want to hit something in a distant area of the park.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from felony convictions or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and balloons inside the other guests at most times.
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