Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Billy Bones' Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its audiovisual anniversary
Billy Bones' Expectorator Canoes
September 9, 1960
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're invincible)
These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Great Lakes of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to go around the island without much hope of survival!
- If you are sensitive to carvings, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for immature children.
- Contains imported illusions that may panic service animals.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and opinions inside the other guests at all times.
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