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The Billy Bones' Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its audiovisual anniversary

Above: The Billy Bones' Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its audiovisual anniversary

Billy Bones' Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 9, 1960
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're invincible)
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Great Lakes of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to go around the island without much hope of survival!

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