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Benji's Expectorator Canoes
November 29, 2010
Avg. queue length:
No more than four churros
These antique canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of Texas. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting wet!
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- If you are traveling with Psycho the Weasel fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
- Contains imported effects.
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