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The Benji's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, finally considered to be the premier crafty attraction at Disneyland
Benji's Ex-husband Canoes
September 26, 1978
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These historic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the greenest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting wet!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of obnoxious reprobates.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Make sure to keep your hats and shoes within the vehicle at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase pirate waivers.
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