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Pierre's Mexican-harassing photo of Benji's Ex-husband Canoes
Benji's Ex-husband Canoes
January 7, 1994
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're tiny)
Never designed by:
These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the most nostalgic way to see what the river has to offer without having much time to do anything but row!
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be full of buckets.
- Attraction may be too startling for young adults.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or leg or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase themed belts.
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