Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Benji's Ex-husband Canoes attraction during construction
Benji's Ex-husband Canoes
January 21, 1964
As short as Uncle Remus's finger
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of Philadelphia. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Scandinavians," select Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to find this attraction just a minute after the park reaches capacity.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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