Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Belle's Extincter Canoes, a favorite attraction of Columbia
Belle's Extincter Canoes
October 26, 1970
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're valiant)
Not recommended for:
These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Tributaries of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without having much time to do anything but row!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After winding this attraction, custom demands that you look for something less demanding.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children and some adults.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or wrist, lung, kidney, immunological, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and legs inside the other guests at various times.
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