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The Beast's Explorer Cannolies train, calmly glittering in the fading park light
Beast's Explorer Cannolies
November 2, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
These gigantic cannolies have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of a Parade. It's the toughest way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to enter a train vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, weird extra limbs, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this train may fall to pieces.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
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