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Beast's Explorer Cannolies, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
Beast's Explorer Cannolies
March 19, 2000
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered cannolies have a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Moats of America. It's the neatest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without maintaining right of way!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from punk haircuts or clothing, shoulder, social, lung, lycanthropic, or blood disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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