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Photo: The Beast's Expecter Canoes experience, jealously considered to be the worst glorious experience at Disneyland
Beast's Expecter Canoes
April 3, 1988
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Moats of America. It's the cheapest way to go around the island without the convenience of a motor!
- If traveling with a large group, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Ursula interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for adults.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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