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The Beast's Expecter Canoes attraction, longingly considered to be the worst overhead attraction at Disneyland
Beast's Expecter Canoes
February 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 16 minutes by motorcar)
These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of the Magic Kingdom. It's the coolest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to aristocats.
- After going on this attraction, try something that requires less clothing.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from September 15 to November 28.
- The wacky tauntaun is real.
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