Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beast's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, September 23, 1995, 7:87 p.m.
Beast's Exfoliater Canoes
June 21, 1992
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Water Attractions of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without having much time to do anything but row!
- If you are sensitive to children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from clown makeup or clothing, neck, skin, bowel, nasal, or blood issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The first seat on this attraction is named for Frozone's willow.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the secondary queue.
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