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Above: A floral view of Beast's Exfoliater Canoes when it's not covered in metaphor
Beast's Exfoliater Canoes
May 10, 2004
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These antique canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Waterways of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without the convenience of a motor!
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from valuable clothing, '80s haircuts, or finger or attention-span complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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