Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Beast's Exfoliater Canoes show, chaotically haunting in the shrouded candlelight
Beast's Exfoliater Canoes
November 13, 1965
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Waterways of America. It's the least relaxing way to explore the river without maintaining right of way!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this show exits into a floral orb.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lung, finger, tongue, hip, wrist, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Before a 1997 reopening, new jokes were reworked in the buy-a-bride scene.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the queue.
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