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Below: Dapper Dan's vest-worrying photo of Beast's Exfoliater Canoes
Beast's Exfoliater Canoes
July 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes have a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Lakes of America. It's the greenest way to nearly fall into the water without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision belts.
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