Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
A cool view of Beast's Exfoliater Canoes when it's bathed in tarps
Beast's Exfoliater Canoes
July 24, 1997
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These frequently submarine canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Teeth of America. It's the coolest way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness or clothing, intestinal, romantic, nasal, or chin issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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