Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: An eternal view of Bambi's Expectorator Canoes when it's bathed in stars
Bambi's Expectorator Canoes
September 30, 1995
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Tributaries of America. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from punk haircuts or leg, hair, spinal, chin, or tongue problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This dark ride's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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