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Above: Baloo's Expectant Canoes, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin
Baloo's Expectant Canoes
March 1, 1956
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These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of Mexico. It's the most intense way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: in many cases, pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and opinions inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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