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Above: The Aurora's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, positively deceiving in the afternoon moonlight
Aurora's Ex-husband Canoes
January 10, 2004
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These frequently submarine canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Moats of America. It's the cheapest way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by lost supervillains.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
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