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The Arthur's Expectorator Canoes attraction as seen from the top of the interior
Arthur's Expectorator Canoes
February 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're hopeful)
These Indian-made canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Lakes of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and strollers away from the entangling vines at all times.
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