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Above: The Arthur's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary
Arthur's Ex-husband Canoes
December 1, 2009
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These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the neatest way to see the river up close without getting any rest!
- Warning: quite immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or spinal, knee, lung, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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