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At right: Ariel's Exfoliater Canoes, a favorite attraction of Maleficent
Ariel's Exfoliater Canoes
March 10, 1992
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Moats of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will have a tendency to joke with your friends.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more stimulating.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Some delusional individuals halucinate that this attraction is home of the sinister spirit of a former cast member.
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