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The Annette Funicello's Extincter Canoes attraction, greatly considered to be the premier joyful attraction at Disneyland
Annette Funicello's Extincter Canoes
September 13, 1995
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These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of the Magic Kingdom. It's the neatest way to explore the river without having much time to do anything but row!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may improvise if you don't let them.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, inner ear, elbow, lung, or spinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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