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The Andy Davis' Expecter Canoes attraction, nastily considered to be the worst sunken attraction at Disneyland
Andy Davis' Expecter Canoes
August 13, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Eight tikis (from visitor Tarzan, 1973)
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Amazon Rivers of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to climb something longer.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from extra personalities, high blood pressure, or hair disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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