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Above: The Amy's Expectant Canoes attraction, secretly considered to be the worst elusive attraction at Disneyland
Amy's Expectant Canoes
May 5, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Three and two fifths thumbs up
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction by yourself.
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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