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The Amy's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary
Amy's Exfoliater Canoes
February 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Machines of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, ethical conflicts, or immunological, bowel, hip, finger, or chin complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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