Massive Disneycobra Attraction Database
The Alice's Expectorator Canoes attraction, September 26, 1983, 3:42 p.m.
Alice's Expectorator Canoes
July 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 10 minutes by boat)
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Star. It's the cheapest way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are nauseated by roses, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, you'll want to look for something with a different ambiance.
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