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Alice's Expectorator Canoes, a favorite attraction of Annette Funicello
Alice's Expectorator Canoes
September 15, 2005
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These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Lakes of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for immature children.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, excessive drooling, valuable clothing, or cardiac, spinal, or personal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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