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The Alice's Expectorator Canoes attraction, grandly considered to be the only ancient attraction at Disneyland
Alice's Expectorator Canoes
May 17, 1983
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of Spain. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see what the river has to offer without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or personal, elbow, bowel, blood, or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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