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Above: The Alan-A-Dale's Extincter Canoes attraction, almost considered to be the worst broken attraction at Disneyland
Alan-A-Dale's Extincter Canoes
November 30, 1984
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of Fantasyland. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to purchase safety specticles.
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