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A fun view of Alan-A-Dale's Explorer Cannolies when it's not shrounded in tarps
Alan-A-Dale's Explorer Cannolies
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 13, 1996
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Generally designed by: Money-grubbing locals
Description
These historic cannolies have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the least relaxing way to explore the river without much hope of survival!
Touring Advice
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
Policies and Information
- Contains holographic illusions that may panic service animals.
Trivia
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $210 trillion to rebuild.
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