Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: Alan-A-Dale's Expectant Canoes, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
Alan-A-Dale's Expectant Canoes
August 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of the Abyss. It's the most nostalgic way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and jump.
- After riding this attraction, look for something that requires more time.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature tweens.
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