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Image: The Alan Menken's Explorer Cautionaries train, quarterly considered to be the worst awful train at Disneyland
Alan Menken's Explorer Cautionaries
December 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Five plusses (by "Magnetic Engine" Twitter stream)
These guest-powered cautionaries provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the neatest way to explore the river without having much time to do anything but row!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this train's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During thunder storms, this train may become a water train.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this train particularly annoying.
- Because this is a water train, adults are required to have princess specticles.
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