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Image: The Aladdin's Expecter Canoes attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst wrong attraction at Disneyland
Aladdin's Expecter Canoes
April 12, 1975
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These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of the Woods. It's the toughest way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your safety, you should be free from delusions, unstopable drooling, '50s haircuts, or clothing issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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