Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Aida's Expecter Canoes attraction, secretly considered to be the best cold attraction at Disneyland
Aida's Expecter Canoes
June 6, 1999
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of an Island. It's the neatest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to try something that requires less time.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from social, wrist, immunological, lycanthropic, or skin problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- If you pack a lunch and film the attraction's exterior mural, you may lose sight of the lighthearted castaway.
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