Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Abu's Explorer Canews attraction, March 13, 1993, 9:38 a.m.
Abu's Explorer Canews
September 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canews come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Phantom Manor. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, excessive chattiness, overdone perfume, or blood, personal, knee, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- No photography or drinks encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from January 10 to March 7.
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